You speak all proper. I feel like I should be drinking tea.
and I responded, while pretending to hold a monocle to my eye
yes, let us have a spot of tea.
after she went to bed I sat on her couch and pondered
What are the point of words, if not to have a little fun with them.
Why can't I call my friends honey lamb and use "the facilities"
Why can't I refer to films as "moving picture shows" or "the talkies"
Why not?
When you're a kid you learn to communicate what you need.
When you grow up, you learn to communicate how you think.
So I tell that little fifth grade girl.
It's okay that you're a nerd.
I carry a pocket watch.


i love this.
looks like you've found a comrade.