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So tonight at work (come to think of it, it's morning now)
So last night, at work
I'm standing behind the counter calling people to tell them their special orders are in
I had about 15 people to call
and I'm using my phone voice
the slightly lower one
the voice of precision

And this guy I work with walks over
"Have you ever considered going into radio?
You have a very smooth voice
easy to listen to
I believe the word is 'sexy'"

by the way
this guy is my dads age.

so I awkwardly discussed how I always have wanted to be an NPR reporter
and we talked radio

so after the feeling of creepiness
and the urge to laugh out loud
faded away
I started to imagine

Now I just need to come up with a kick-ass radio name
Elizabeth Laine reporting from Kuwait
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  1. Elle on July 10, 2010 at 12:40 AM

    stop stealing my dream jobs. i had dibs on that one. :)

     


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